Happy Public Domain Day! I join
Duke University in celebrating all the works that our current copyright has stolen out of the public domain.
But
no offense, Dukey, nobody gets angry they can't remake Gone with the
Wind and shit. I don't know about you, but they didn't show that on TV
when I was growing up. People need to know which pop culture artifacts
of the today would have been everyone's soon.
This
first year's list includes some of the more popular sidekicks and
villains in the world, including some who are just now getting on TV and
Movies!
I'm dividing this list into two parts.
After the first extension:
Copyright
has been lengthened for 40 years. First they gave it 20 in the 70s,
then 20 more the 90s. The following are what would have happened if the
second extension had not come to pass.
Lex Luthor
Luthor
and Superman go together like nail and flesh. While there's not a lot
about him that's trademarkable (bald, mad scientist, villain) it'd be
pretty neat to just up and use him without going all
Superman 3 on him.
Cat Woman
Cat puns ahoy! While we're not short on
cat themed femme fatales,
this would be a total boon on those presumably working on Batman since
last year.Catwoman is one of those characters who's just a part of
modern Batman. She won't be alone, though since we'd also see...
The Joker
Batman's
worst enemy for 75 years straight, the Joker would be a welcome
addition to ANY heroes universe. Or anything, really. Carebears vs
Joker? Why nawt?
Green Lantern
While
not covering the current space cop Green Lanterns, I doubt the
opportunity to reinvent Alan Scott, who fought crime with a literal
Green Lantern, would be considered a great loss.
Hugo Strange
Batman
is all the rage on this list, huh? Hugo Strange is a psychologist, but
is also somewhat of a supervillain that wants to kill Batman or maybe
fuck him, I don't know.
Flash
The original Flash, Jay Garick, could be racing with Quicksilver today.
Hawkman
Okay, I don't really know who loves Hawkman. He's just all...well you could use him, anyway.
Robin
Robin
is..we all know about Robin. You could go to remote islands with no
electricity and find people who know about Robin. What I'm saying is,
it's a bit bullshit that he's not public domain.
But
hold on! When those works were created, copyright lasted 56 years.
The above all should have lapsed years ago, and we should be already be
getting works from 1959, according to those Commie Pinkos THE FOUNDING
FATHERS.
So what stuff from 1959 would lapse today?
Hal Jordan Green Lantern
Hey, unlike the other list, this one includes most of the core elements of today's GL. Carrol Ferris. Guardians.
Supergirl
In this timeline, Superman has lapsed years ago. But until this year, Supergirl remains locked up.
Gorilla Grodd
With our current fascination with hig concepts, I imagine the villainous, talkig gorilla would be a welcome addition.
Batmite
Okay,
this one's a bit stupid. Okay, a lot stupid. Batmite is a magic being
from another dimension that was around during Batman's "stupid as fuck"
phase. Hey, Batman's public domain now, you can do whatever you want
with him.
Bizarro
Bizarro
am not....Bizarro is one of Superman's most celebrated characters. An
endearingly backward version of Superman, Bizarro's just one of those
characters you can always find an angle to.
Ironman
Ironman! The guy from the movies! We're not quite talking gold and red demon in a bottle Iron Man yet.
Groot
Groot
wasn't always Groot. Well not the Groot he is today. He was once a
megalomaniacal tree man from space. I'm guessing that could have it's
own uses.
Black Widow
Okay,like Luthor, there's not a lot that Natasha Romanov has that's visually important. But hey, she's bound to have fans.
Mr Freeze
If you liked chilling with the villains, Mr
Freeze would be right up your street. While his mega tragic backstory
would remain offlimits for 3 decades more, you'd need fear no lawsuis
for including the bubbleheaded icemaster.
I
want to make it perfectly clear that when these works were copyrighted,
the makers and owners of these characters knew full well that their
work was supposed to lapse in 56 years, okay? It was supposed to be an
incentive for them to create, and it worked, and now it's not fair to
back down and say WE'RE wrong for wanting them to uphold their part of
the deal. There's no serious reason why making a Supergirl movie should
be a crime at this point. But it IS.
That's just my opinion, though. What do you think?